Maybe this will get you off your butt, Squeezus.
Gabby: *sees Jesus* Hey. Whatcha up to?
Jesus: *slightly close-up* Oh, y'know, just hanging with my PEEPS.
Gabby: That's such a load of shit. Would you STOP talking like that? You're not a rapper, you're not "cool", you're making yourself sound like a fool... (etc.) *leaves*
Jesus: *bigger picture* *is surrounded by a bunch of Marshmallow Peeps* Jeez, what's her problem?